Buddy, why the fuck are you fucking my wife? What about the CS:GO tournament...

Okay, you live once, here's a black dick for you, but don't forget about mine

I get high at mfm, but I don't risk getting knocked up. I'm all about mouth-to-mouth

Couldn't pay the rent — she set up her vagina for the landlords

I'm a cuckold, so I don't scold my wife because of her cheating, I only praise her